Photo 11 Sep 179 notes parislemon:

yzzordorex:


(via Teefury)


That’s the ticket.

parislemon:

yzzordorex:

(via Teefury)

That’s the ticket.

via ParisLemon.
Photo 12 Jul 393 notes beingblog:

“Give me the work and I’ll do it; give me the stew and I’ll stew it; give me the bell and I’ll ring it; give me the song and I’ll sing it!
~Woody Guthrie (born July 14, 1912) from the song “Give Me a Nail”
photo by Evan Leeson (Taken with Instagram)

beingblog:

“Give me the work and I’ll do it; give me the stew and I’ll stew it; give me the bell and I’ll ring it; give me the song and I’ll sing it!

~Woody Guthrie (born July 14, 1912) from the song “Give Me a Nail”

photo by Evan Leeson (Taken with Instagram)

via NPR.
Quote 3 Jul 91 notes
My grandfather was 70% water
He was 70% the stream
that trickled past his farm
he was the 30%
the sheep that grazed on his mountain
he was the fish swimming in his lake
he was the cow eating
in his field
he was the stream, he was the grass,
the mountain and the lake

I am not 70% water
perhaps 15% mineral water
the rest is beer and coca cola

I am italian pasta, swiss cheese
danish pork and chinese rice
american ketchup
runs through my veins

you are what you eat
I am a miniature of the world

no

I am a miniature of Bonus
— “You are what you eat” by Icelandic writer and PopTech Iceland speaker Andri Snær Magnason.
Photo 3 Feb 7,738 notes thrillist:

So much better than Sweet Tea.
via NPR.
Photo 15 Dec 729 notes npr:

life: This is not a hoax, folks — Following a non-lethal decapitation, Mike the headless chicken, later nicknamed “Miracle Mike,” lived for approximately 18 months. 

Starting in 1999, the chicken’s “hometown” of Fruita, Colorado, has held  a “Mike the Headless Chicken” Day. It’s the third weekend in May, with  events including an egg toss and “Pin the Head on the Chicken.”
(see more — Mike the Headless Chicken)


It’s on the Internet it has to true

npr:

life: This is not a hoax, folks — Following a non-lethal decapitation, Mike the headless chicken, later nicknamed “Miracle Mike,” lived for approximately 18 months.

Starting in 1999, the chicken’s “hometown” of Fruita, Colorado, has held a “Mike the Headless Chicken” Day. It’s the third weekend in May, with events including an egg toss and “Pin the Head on the Chicken.”

(see more Mike the Headless Chicken)

It’s on the Internet it has to true

via NPR.
Photo 13 Nov 671 notes theclearlydope:

OH. DEAR. GOD.
There is in fact a Maury “And the results are in…” car and Maury drives that car. Sweet baby Jesus I hope that thing is rolling on 22s. 

theclearlydope:

OH. DEAR. GOD.

There is in fact a Maury “And the results are in…” car and Maury drives that car. Sweet baby Jesus I hope that thing is rolling on 22s. 

(Source: fivegum)

Photo 9 Oct 105 notes underpaidgenius:

(via Decoding Our Twitter Chatter - WSJ.com)

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