“Give me the work and I’ll do it; give me the stew and I’ll stew it; give me the bell and I’ll ring it; give me the song and I’ll sing it!
~Woody Guthrie (born July 14, 1912) from the song “Give Me a Nail”
photo by Evan Leeson (Taken with Instagram)
He was 70% the stream
that trickled past his farm
he was the 30%
the sheep that grazed on his mountain
he was the fish swimming in his lake
he was the cow eating
in his field
he was the stream, he was the grass,
the mountain and the lake
I am not 70% water
perhaps 15% mineral water
the rest is beer and coca cola
I am italian pasta, swiss cheese
danish pork and chinese rice
runs through my veins
you are what you eat
I am a miniature of the world
I am a miniature of Bonus
life: This is not a hoax, folks — Following a non-lethal decapitation, Mike the headless chicken, later nicknamed “Miracle Mike,” lived for approximately 18 months.
Starting in 1999, the chicken’s “hometown” of Fruita, Colorado, has held a “Mike the Headless Chicken” Day. It’s the third weekend in May, with events including an egg toss and “Pin the Head on the Chicken.”
(see more — Mike the Headless Chicken)
It’s on the Internet it has to true
OH. DEAR. GOD.
There is in fact a Maury “And the results are in…” car and Maury drives that car. Sweet baby Jesus I hope that thing is rolling on 22s.